{"id":74,"date":"2013-11-04T10:55:59","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T10:55:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/?p=74"},"modified":"2014-01-10T21:37:22","modified_gmt":"2014-01-10T21:37:22","slug":"74","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Dearest Elysium:<\/p>\n<p>Even with my limited experience in these matters I&#8217;m all but certain that is not how you reboot a space station.<\/p>\n<p>Also I&#8217;d like to bring to your attention that a political system predicated on privileging whoever types fastest would have a massive impact on how Administrative Assistant Day is celebrated.\u00c2\u00a0 I very much hope we&#8217;ll see that reflected in the sequel.<\/p>\n<p>In summary, go home, you&#8217;re drunk, much love to you and Matt, and the kids,<\/p>\n<p>-Me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Dearest Elysium: Even with my limited experience in these matters I&#8217;m all but certain that is not how you reboot a space station. Also I&#8217;d like to bring to your attention that a political system predicated on privileging whoever types fastest would have a massive impact on how Administrative Assistant Day is celebrated.\u00c2\u00a0 I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.crossingmidnight.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}