My Dearest Elysium:
Even with my limited experience in these matters I’m all but certain that is not how you reboot a space station.
Also I’d like to bring to your attention that a political system predicated on privileging whoever types fastest would have a massive impact on how Administrative Assistant Day is celebrated. I very much hope we’ll see that reflected in the sequel.
In summary, go home, you’re drunk, much love to you and Matt, and the kids,
-Me